拍賣行，我服侍過的客（一）

鑑於有朋友對藝術拍賣行客人印象，係掃名牌手袋既財大氣粗大陸人形象。我認為有必要澄清︰真實比想像荒謬一百倍。而且，係真既。

客人A, 堅持講英文既大陸人，而我係一路堅持講普通話既︰

真實對白︰這幅畫多少錢？78萬美金。很好。不過如果換上我的頭像就更好了。你幫我叫藝術家畫我上去。我會掛在我的海灘上。晚上亮了燈一定好好看。

Arist住哪邊？啊，倫敦。很近啊！我住美國。叫他畫完送過來。 我現付的話，要多久才拿到？

(A: This. How much? 780000 US Dollars. Good. I want. If, me, there, even better. Can ask the painter? Paint me. yes. I hang on my beach. At night. Very nice. light up.

Where the artist? London! very near. I live in America! So he can bring me. How long will it be ready if I pay now? )

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